*Got myself a crying talking sleeping walking living doll
Got to do my best to please her just ‘cos she’s a living doll
Such a roving eye and that is why she satisfies my soul
Got the one and only walking talking living doll
take a look at her hair it’s real!
and if you don’t believe what I say just feel
I’m gonna lock her up in a trunk
so no big hunk can steal her away from me*